You remember very little of your old life. You were born in the middle of a metal festival on a good hair day and raised lovingly by your grandmother. As a child, you took pride in your skill at five finger fillet, but it soon became obvious that you were meant for bigger things. That's where your souped-up muscle car that you also take out for patrol came in. It was essential in realising there was only one way to preserve your very huge collection of classic rock vinyl records. Your time for greatness is here. Vengeance is yours!